"Therefore, a man in possession of Tao, his will might appear soft and weak, but his deeds are strong and powerful; he remains empty in the heart but can react correctly to the situation. The so-called will appear soft and weak but strong and powerful deeds indicate that he remains gentle, fragile and quiet, hiding his courage, insight and talent and looking as if he did not dare do anything, and could not succeed in doing anything, too tranquil to have any thoughts"

The Huáinánzǐ 淮南子(The Masters/Philosophers of Huainan) 2nd-century BCE

Book One; Searching out the Tao

(via modernshxmxn)

sugarykitties:

smolgingerpirate:

thepolyglotdream:

p-y-w-t:

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

#russians dont have eyes

Snack magic

owhot:

✨ stir counter clockwise in your drink with dark chocolate to dispell saddness and badness

✨ stir clockwise with white chocolate to evoke self love and happiness

✨ divinate by tossing a handful of caramel corn on a plate, or while watching your ice cream melt

✨ bake cookies with cinnamon and honey and break one in half while thinking of a friend for extra friendy love

✨ offer a dollop of whipped cream to the faeries or the moon or the gods

✨ charm the honey and put it out with scones for your family

✨ eat your midnight snack in the name of your patron

✨more✨snack✨magic✨

itsagifnotagif:

My talents include:

  • Knowing the artist, track name, album by the first second of the song
  • Annoying people by singing all the lyrics by the end of the intro
  • With included improvised mouth guitar solo breaks

online-ghost:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

things I love about this

  • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  • “live harmless reptile”
  • her face
  • the tortoise’s face

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

"I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of ‘thinking’ and ‘enjoying’ what they call ‘living’, I just wanted to lie in the grass and look at the clouds."

— Jack Kerouac, Lonesome Traveler. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)

empress-of-awesomeness:

shaestel:

people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are - without fail - sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

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"One thing that I’ve learnt that’s true, is that if you don’t make your own choices in life, the world will make them for you, and that can be very dangerous."

— Bare (2015)

8foldhero:

cah:

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A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures people’s attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.

At ECCC, we set up a “Pay What You Want” booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.

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We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:

  • Tom thought we’d sell out in a few hours.
  • Alex thought we’d run out on the of the second day of the con.
  • Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.
  • Jenn got a fever and didn’t know what was happening.

We were all wrong. 

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The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:

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We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the games’ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.

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Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.

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Some things you put in our box:

  • Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)
  • Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)
  • Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)
  • One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)
  • One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD)
  • One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)
  • One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)
  • One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)
  • One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)
  • Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )
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Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space. 

On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who weren’t able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.

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On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.

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We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator. 

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Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer we’ve ever seen.

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We’re still waiting on Immortan Trump’s response.

…this feels like performance art

me as a therapist

cuckroach:

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask